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Haven't blogged in a while, been bsy with school, but I don't have one thing to say...


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Call Me George Foreman -- I'm Sellin Everybody Grillz!

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Grill types and how grillz are made
Different stones used in grillz like diamonds and colored stones
Gold versus platinum
Care and cleaning of grillz
Tooth styles for grillz and grill pricing
Grill designs
Wholesaling grillz
Grillz for girls
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Good God I love this country!

For What It's Worth...

So I'm on my way to school around noon and decide to listen to "Paul Harvey's News and Comment." Considering this guy has to be a million years old, if not more, I was surprised to hear this story. Apparently some woman in Bulgaria ran a red light, hit someone, and was only saved by the fact that her obscenely large breast implants acted as a pair of air bags. Though she survived, her large breasts did not.

He's older than you are!

And now... page two. While watching VH1 this weekend, I came across some rather frightening news. It seems that Dustin "Screech" Diamond is now the latest victim of a sex-tape scandal.

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I'll be honest, I've seen the Pam Anderson sex tape, I've seen the Paris Hilton sex tape, I've even seen the supposed Britany Spears sex tape... but who in their right mind would ever, EVER, want to see Screech from Saved By the Bell sticking is penis into anything, much less anyone? The thought sickens me, as it should you. And now you know... the rest of the story.

What The Hell?!?

What the hell is wrong with the world today? So like the fourth school shooting in less than two weeks happened this morning in Pennsylvania. What's going through the mind of all the crazys out there? Do you really need to murder a bunch of kids execution style just because you're having a bad day? This shit is getting ridiculous. And what the hell is the government doing to stop these shootings from happening? Seemingly jack shit because they just keep happening. I'm not a parent, and I probably couldn't even begin to imagine the pain they must feel when they send their child of to school only to have them come back in a body bag. But I do know there has to be something that can be done. Place police officers in schools, get metal detectors at entrances, raise taxes if you have to, but something has to be done to protect our kids.

crap crap crap crap crap crap

It's two something in the morning and I don't wanna study... what's new?

Oh well, here's some funny shit

Holy Pedro Martinez Batman!

So some of Ara's cousins just got a new dog, a chihuahua that goes by the name of pedro Martinez. I'm not sure if I should be offended, not by the obvious racist conotations of giving a chihuahua a mexican name, but by their utter lack of intelligence. And I'm not just saying this. I've actually been told one of them is aspiring to be a starving artist. That, my friends, takes skill. Why would anyone want to be a poor drain on society? Well, I guess if you wanna find out, ask that jackass. BURN!!!

And on a lighter note, I just posted a video on youtube that was made a couple years ago. Wow are we dumb hahaha. I'm embedding it to my blog, but for all you facebookers out there, here's the link: Duel of the Fakes

Holy Apparition Batman!

You just have to love these random gems of the internet. Here's the pilot for a potential Batgirl tv series, circa the 1960s. Boy do I love that camp!

Hahahaw

A friend of mine skipped class today and just ran into the teacher... hahahaw

Sexyback

So I'm in the computer lab, after convincing Eric to skip class, watching him dance to Timberlake's "Sexyback." Could life be any better... The answer is yes, yes it could.

Quick Randomness

Instead of doing the reading I'm supposed to be doing (fucking school, how I hate thee), I've decided to make a quick post as to why I hate cats. I hate cats because they are not dogs. They will never be dogs. They will never bark like a dog or even be one iota as cool as a dog. "Oh hello mister cat, can you bark? NO! Why would anyone like a stupid cat like you. All you do is meow. You never bark." That is what I would say to a cat. Dogs are hardcore and deserving of my love. Cats are weak sauce, end of story.

//End rant.

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...

When a professor announces that there will be an assignment but doesn't specifically say what it is in class. So they say it will ber posted on Blackboard by the end of the week. Now, being that this is a long weekend, and since I am in fact, a slacker, I finally get around to checking the assignment Monday night... Low and behold, there is nothing resembling an assignment posted. Now don't take this as me actually wanting to do the assignment, it just irks me when I don't have much time prior to the assignments due date because 1) I like to fool myself into thinking I'll get it done early, and 2) it cuts down on my procrastination time, making me feel very gyped.

More Human Than Human

Yeah, I am the astro creep,
A demolition style hell american freak - yeah
I am the crawling dead,
A phantom in a box, shadow in your head say
Acid suicide freedom of the blast,
Read the fucker lies yeah
Scratch off the broken skin,
Tear into my heart,
Make me do it again

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand say
I am electric head,
A cannibal core,
A television said yeah
Do not victimize,
Read the mother fucker psychoholic lies yeah
Into a psychic war,
I tear my soul apart and i eat it some more

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

Yeah, I am the ripper man,
A locomotion mind,
Love american style yeah
I am the nexus one,
I want more life,
Fucker I ain't done yeah

More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

I'm Gonna *insert noun* Your Ass

Even though today's discussion in Professor's Smith class was pretty interesting, I still had time to think about something rather pointless... is it right for someone to use a noun as the main verb in a sentence? Now you may be thinking, "but Vincent, I always use nouns as a verb." And I know this is true. I too enjoy using sentences such as "I'm about to karate your ass," but is it okay to say something along the lines of "I'm gonna holocaust your ass"? Is the plight of the Jewish people enough to stop me from saying something that does indeed sound wicked bad? Is it even okay to make light of any horrific event as long as I wasn't directly affected? And if you are okay with this, would you change your mind if I said "I'm about to 9/11 your ass"? The three people I asked today seem to think it's wrong. Me, I'm not too sure. Any thoughts?

The End Is The Beginning Is The End

So my first two days into the new semester have officially come to an end and I must say that my classes aren't looking too bad, unless you consider a lot of writing assignments assigned by pretty interesting teachers to be bad, then in that case my classes suck.

*This is where I would normally insert some witty, meaningful commentary on life that's supposed to make you stop and think but I'm lazy*

Oh yea, on the first day of school, I got stuck in an elevator. OH JOY!

They Look Like Cool Pimps

Famous words uttered by my younger brother, claiming this is what the cop that pulled them over muttered to his partner as a reason to let them go.

Speaking of verbal nonsense, when confronted by Dr. Harris (the Environmental Science professor at UST) about taking his course, the first thing that popped into my mind, and then shortly out of my mouth, was "I'm sorry, I decided to take the real science route." DAMN did that suck. And then, in a futile attempt to make things better (here's a hint... IT DIDN'T), I added "No offense." Andrea was right, I am an asshole... oh well, at least I'm a rockin' asshole.

Speaking of rockin' assholes, I'm goin to the Godsmack/Rob Zombie concert tomorrow... or is that tonight... eh, whatever. From what I hear, it's a badass concert, but can you expect any less? The answer is yes. Can someone tell me who's bright idea was it to add Shine Down to a bill that included Godsmack and Rob Zombie? I hope someone got fired over this...

Speaking of getting fired... well, no one got fired but I did stumble upon Regina Spektor, a pretty cool Indie songstress. Check out her stuff if you're looking for something different. She's definately got my seal of approval.

Smoking's for Losers... If You're a Bitch

I don't know how many of you out there have Boomerang (channel 343 on Time Warner Cable), but it's a channel that plays classic cartoons 24/7. Pretty cool stuff. I recently heard that media watchdogs have decided to edit classic episodes of Tom & Jerry, removing any depictions of either character smoking under the assumption that kids will see it and suddenly feel the need to smoke. Of all the things they could possibly edit, such as mallet attacks, dropping anvils, and the various guns and knives used throughout the show's history, they decide to edit smoking. That's the biggest load of BULLSHIT I've ever heard. They should just show 24 hours worth of black screen just incase some moron kid decides to shower with a dinosaur ala The Flinstones or mate with blue ala The Smurfs.

Lists... Everybody Loves Lists

So I'm gonna try and make this a weekly thing... basically a list (maybe top 5, or top 10, or top whatever the fuck I feel like) of whatever the fuck I feel like. So to start us off, in no particular order...

Names that would be cool for an imagenary friend:

• Gippo
• Bilbo Jingles
• Kilowog
• Jerry Sue
• Bob
• Kofi Annan
• Nine

That's is all.

Only Time Wil Tell

So I'm talking to my cousin and we come up with the most ingenious way to commit suicide... overdose on vitamins, namely Flinstones Chewable Tablets, or at the vey least some type of gummy bear. If you could pull this off, you'd probably be remembered for a long time, at least amongst your family, friends, and those people who enjoy the Darwin Awards. I think it would take a special type of person to pull this off... will I be that person? Only time will tell...

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

I'm not exactly sure what the rest of the conversation was like, but last night my 13 year old cousin said, "You know what I want to know? How sex feels." Then he went on to specify, as if it wasn't funny enough, "With a girl." Isn't that the darnedest thing? I think Bill Cosby would be proud.

Krypto the Superdog

As predicted in a previous post, this week has been rather hum drum. I'm actually a little worried that both my meals today consisted of fried chicken (1st from Frenchy's, 2nd from KFC). I decided to try Frenchy's because they opened up a place a couple blocks from my house and I wanted to see if it compared to it's UH counterpart... after eating a couple pieces, my youngest (and most athletic brother) complained that his chest was hurting... so yea, I'd say the deliciousness can compare =)

Not too sure what I'm doing tomorrow but if everything works out as planned I might not even remember Sunday morning, so that would be pretty cool... except for the whole not remembering anything thing. That poses an excellent question... if you drink enough to not be able to remember what happened, was the drinking worth it? A noodle-scratcher, that's for sure.

On my weekly sojourn to my comic shop, I decided to buy a Kingdom Come Green Lantern collectible figure for no other reason than I felt like spending money. When I opened the package, I realized that what I thought was an elaborate paint job turned out to be a series of stickers. I know this is a 3 year old toy, but this still kinda sucks. I'd try to relate this to some other life experience, but I'm tired. Screw that fancy shit.

So to end this, Red Hot Chili Peppers rule, Robert Plant is the man, and Krypto the Superdog has no actual relevance to this post, I just couldn't think of a clever title.