Instead of doing the reading I'm supposed to be doing (fucking school, how I hate thee), I've decided to make a quick post as to why I hate cats. I hate cats because they are not dogs. They will never be dogs. They will never bark like a dog or even be one iota as cool as a dog. "Oh hello mister cat, can you bark? NO! Why would anyone like a stupid cat like you. All you do is meow. You never bark." That is what I would say to a cat. Dogs are hardcore and deserving of my love. Cats are weak sauce, end of story.
//End rant.
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