Sunday, October 29, 2006


Haven't blogged in a while, been bsy with school, but I don't have one thing to say...


Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Call Me George Foreman -- I'm Sellin Everybody Grillz!

Not only did Paul Wall become famous for singing about grillz and selling grillz, he can now add writing about grillz to his already distinguished repertoire. Yes, now you can own Paul Wall's new book, "Paul Wall's Guide to Grillz!!"

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This guide will get you up to date on:

Grill types and how grillz are made
Different stones used in grillz like diamonds and colored stones
Gold versus platinum
Care and cleaning of grillz
Tooth styles for grillz and grill pricing
Grill designs
Wholesaling grillz
Grillz for girls
This guide also contains a coupon for 50% off one of Paul Wall’s
outstanding grill cases when you purchase a grill for $500 or more!

With this guide, you can learn about the exquisite art of grill making. You can get them for your life partner, or maybe even your mom and dad! Better yet, wait a few years, you might even be able to get one for your dog! How cool would that be!

Good God I love this country!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

For What It's Worth...

So I'm on my way to school around noon and decide to listen to "Paul Harvey's News and Comment." Considering this guy has to be a million years old, if not more, I was surprised to hear this story. Apparently some woman in Bulgaria ran a red light, hit someone, and was only saved by the fact that her obscenely large breast implants acted as a pair of air bags. Though she survived, her large breasts did not.

He's older than you are!

And now... page two. While watching VH1 this weekend, I came across some rather frightening news. It seems that Dustin "Screech" Diamond is now the latest victim of a sex-tape scandal.


I'll be honest, I've seen the Pam Anderson sex tape, I've seen the Paris Hilton sex tape, I've even seen the supposed Britany Spears sex tape... but who in their right mind would ever, EVER, want to see Screech from Saved By the Bell sticking is penis into anything, much less anyone? The thought sickens me, as it should you. And now you know... the rest of the story.

What The Hell?!?

What the hell is wrong with the world today? So like the fourth school shooting in less than two weeks happened this morning in Pennsylvania. What's going through the mind of all the crazys out there? Do you really need to murder a bunch of kids execution style just because you're having a bad day? This shit is getting ridiculous. And what the hell is the government doing to stop these shootings from happening? Seemingly jack shit because they just keep happening. I'm not a parent, and I probably couldn't even begin to imagine the pain they must feel when they send their child of to school only to have them come back in a body bag. But I do know there has to be something that can be done. Place police officers in schools, get metal detectors at entrances, raise taxes if you have to, but something has to be done to protect our kids.

Monday, October 02, 2006

crap crap crap crap crap crap

It's two something in the morning and I don't wanna study... what's new?

Oh well, here's some funny shit