Hooray for Gore

And no, I don't mean Al Gore, although his inventing of the internet had provided me with countless hours of fun.

I just finished a very satisfying gaming session of Gears of War and I must say that if you own a 360 and don't own this game, you're either a retard or someone who recently got his arms chopped off. The gameplay is awesome, the visuals are simply breathtaking, and although I have never experienced this personally, I imagine that chainsawing someone would sound exactly the way it does in this game.

I also bought Contra off Xbox Live. While the single player is classic fun the multiplayer seems to be very broken. On the off-chance that you do manage to get into a game with someone, it usually ends in disappointment. Damn you Konami! Damn you for making me buy a broken game. And to think, with that money, I could have bought 5 double cheeseburgers, or a 12 pack of Bud Ice... hmm, no that still sucks.

Here We Go Again

Another week, another pile of shit that keeps accumilating, thus making my life even worse. I had a test on Friday in Microbiology, have a test on Monday in Christian Ethics and the Law, and by the end of the semester, I have between 25-45 pages of papers due for all my classes combined, not to mention various tests and homework assignments thrown in. Oh, and I have a presentaion of a magical nature due. Wow wow wee wow.

Add to that, I have upgraded my status from third to fifth, and potentially seventh wheel. That just makes me sad. Cuddle season isn't going very well, but God has plenty of time to make things worse, so I guess I should be thankful for that. But on the plus side, I keep getting emails from DemoraticSingles.com and, even more puzzling, AfricanAmericanSingles.com, so maybe I stand a chance.

I'm not exactly sure how badly I need to make fun of him over this, but my fifteen year old brother has somehow managed to get himself quite whipped even though he is not in a relationship. Either he's a moron, or she's really good. I'm banking on the 'he's a moron' option.

And if anyone out there has the time, watch this, it's great.