Gleek Out!

Alright Super Friends, things are about to get a little geeky... you've been warned.

So it's Saturday night, I'm bored outta my mind, and I have two options: continue playing Super Castlevania IV or sit down and watch the Super Friends. Well I chose the latter and came the one conclusion: I hate the fucking monkey Gleek.

Let's recap. Batman, Robin, and Aquaman are being held captive in the ocean, of all places, by some evil dude by the name of Captain Nimoy. For some ungodly reason, Spock decides to launch two, count 'em two, nuclear missiles (OH SHIT!!!) towards California and Japan, and it's up to the Super Friends to stop them. Now here's where things get retarded. With Batman, Robin, and Aquaman out of commission, the Wonder Twins decide to call for help. Now rather than call someone like Superman, who can kick the shit out of anything, or an even bigger gun, like the Apache Chief, the Twins decide to call Gleek, their freaking blue pet monkey.

I'm not exactly sure how things are in whatever backwater planet the Twins hail from, but when you're best idea is to call a monkey with a stretchy tail, you'd better rethink your role on the world's premiere super hero team. So after the monkey dicks around for a while, he rattles the Bottled City of Kandor and the natives, all of whom have the strength of Superman, are released. Of course they catch wind of the Wonder Twins distress call and decide to help.

Here's my second problem. Why the hell do the Kandorians decide to help? Sure there's a couple of nukes looking to make things quite uncomfortable for a few people, but Superman is keeping your entire city in a fucking miniature bottle. FUCK HIM!!!

Oh well, they do it anyway. Japan and California are saved. Aquaman frees himself along with "The Knight" and his "Boy Wonder" by *gasp* communicating with some sea creatures. And all is well in the universe. At least until the Legion of Doom valiantly tries to destroys the "Super Freaks" only to be beaten over and over again.

Oh, and when the Super Friends made it back to the Hall of Justice, I'm pretty sure Robin said something along the lines of "Holy Torpedoes Batman! I think Gleek just shit in the Bottled City of Kandor!" Take that you small bastards!