So some of Ara's cousins just got a new dog, a chihuahua that goes by the name of pedro Martinez. I'm not sure if I should be offended, not by the obvious racist conotations of giving a chihuahua a mexican name, but by their utter lack of intelligence. And I'm not just saying this. I've actually been told one of them is aspiring to be a starving artist. That, my friends, takes skill. Why would anyone want to be a poor drain on society? Well, I guess if you wanna find out, ask that jackass. BURN!!!
And on a lighter note, I just posted a video on youtube that was made a couple years ago. Wow are we dumb hahaha. I'm embedding it to my blog, but for all you facebookers out there, here's the link: Duel of the Fakes
Monday, September 25, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Holy Apparition Batman!
You just have to love these random gems of the internet. Here's the pilot for a potential Batgirl tv series, circa the 1960s. Boy do I love that camp!
Friday, September 15, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Sexyback
So I'm in the computer lab, after convincing Eric to skip class, watching him dance to Timberlake's "Sexyback." Could life be any better... The answer is yes, yes it could.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Quick Randomness
Instead of doing the reading I'm supposed to be doing (fucking school, how I hate thee), I've decided to make a quick post as to why I hate cats. I hate cats because they are not dogs. They will never be dogs. They will never bark like a dog or even be one iota as cool as a dog. "Oh hello mister cat, can you bark? NO! Why would anyone like a stupid cat like you. All you do is meow. You never bark." That is what I would say to a cat. Dogs are hardcore and deserving of my love. Cats are weak sauce, end of story.
//End rant.
//End rant.
Monday, September 04, 2006
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears...
When a professor announces that there will be an assignment but doesn't specifically say what it is in class. So they say it will ber posted on Blackboard by the end of the week. Now, being that this is a long weekend, and since I am in fact, a slacker, I finally get around to checking the assignment Monday night... Low and behold, there is nothing resembling an assignment posted. Now don't take this as me actually wanting to do the assignment, it just irks me when I don't have much time prior to the assignments due date because 1) I like to fool myself into thinking I'll get it done early, and 2) it cuts down on my procrastination time, making me feel very gyped.
More Human Than Human
Yeah, I am the astro creep,
A demolition style hell american freak - yeah
I am the crawling dead,
A phantom in a box, shadow in your head say
Acid suicide freedom of the blast,
Read the fucker lies yeah
Scratch off the broken skin,
Tear into my heart,
Make me do it again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around with a skeleton hand say
I am electric head,
A cannibal core,
A television said yeah
Do not victimize,
Read the mother fucker psychoholic lies yeah
Into a psychic war,
I tear my soul apart and i eat it some more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
Yeah, I am the ripper man,
A locomotion mind,
Love american style yeah
I am the nexus one,
I want more life,
Fucker I ain't done yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
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